131 Mom Puns for Your Mother’s Day Status Update

Happy Mother’s Day to all the amazing moms out there! I hope you have a fantastic day full of love, laughs, and plenty of puns. To help make your mom’s day extra special, I’ve compiled a list of 131 hilarious Mother’s Day puns. So whether you’re looking for a clever caption to share on Instagram or Facebook or just want to send Mom a funny text message, these Mother’s Day jokes will make her smile. Enjoy!

What is a pun?

Puns are a type of humor that relies on wordplay to make people laugh. They can be simple one-liners or longer jokes that take more time to set up. But no matter how long or short they are, all puns share one common trait: they’re funny because they’re clever.

Mother’s Day Puns to Share on Instagram, Facebook, or Text Message

Mother’s Day 2022 is just around the corner, and I can’t wait to celebrate all the amazing moms out there. This year, why not try some new Mother’s Day puns to make your mom laugh? Here are a few of my favorite Mother’s Day puns:

1. I am grateful to my mother for my childhood. She did everything she could to make my childhood extremely me-mom-rable.
2. My favorite moments in life are really just mom-ents, because everything is better with you.
3. You’re the bee-st, mom.
4. If moms were flowers, I’d pick you.
5. My mother is undoubtedly the best mother in the world. I call her Maxi-mum.
6. My mum has the best solutions for every problem. She is truly the mother of invention.
7. Cheers to thousands of perfect mom-ents this Mother’s Day!
8. Mom, you’re knit-erally the best.
9. Turnip the fun for mom.
10. You did a grape job raisin me, mom!
11. Mom, you can’t be beet!
12. You’re a mom-arch.
13. Thanks for your mum-wavering belief in me.
14. My mother is a very balanced woman. I tell her “You are a woman like no m-other!”.
15. My mother is addicted to her cup of masala chai in the morning. She makes sure her chai has enough carda-mum in it.

16. My mother believes in doing everything perfectly. She has not only been a perfectionist, but also always taught us to be mom point.
17. One thing leads to a mother.
18. Mom, I love you loads. Speaking of, can you do my laundry?
19. Thanks for loving me mum-conditionally.
20. You are mom-believably amazing!
21. My mother believes that tea can heal us and help us sleep peacefully. No wonder she gives us all a cup of cha-mom-ile every night.
22. I’m thankful for the mom-umental role you play in my life.
23. Every time we have to compliment our mother on how cute she looks, we call her a mum-chkin.
24. You’re never mum-reasonable, and I love that.
25. Every Saturday, my mother used to change the flowers in our house. Her favorite flowers are chrysanthe-mum.
26. Yoda best mom. Love you, I do.
27. You may be mum-conventional, but you’re amazing.
28. I want to take a mom-ent and thank you for everything.
29. My mother single-handedly rearranged all the furniture in the house. It was almost like she mom-handled.
30. You’re more than I could ever ask for. You’re the maxi-mom.

31. When it comes to parental love and support, I really hit the mother lode with you.
32. Thanks for always mum-derstanding.
33. We decided to celebrate our mother’s fiftieth birthday with a bash. We organized a grand cere-mommy to celebrate her special day.
34. I am shocked at how my mother momgically always finds everything?
35. Every time I feel lucky to have my mother in my life, I tell her “I really hit the mother lode with you”.
36. My mother remembers each word of what we tell her. She has got amazing mom-ory.
37. Sending you an avocuddle.
38. Most egg-cellent mom award.
39. You’re like no mother.
40. As a kid, every time I used to play hide and seek with my mother, she used to say “One way or a mother, I am going to find you!”
41. We celebrated my mother’s birthday with a grand birthday party. With everything she does for us, this was the mini-mum we could do.
42. I whale always love you, mom
43. My mother always knows when we are ill and feeling unwell. She is like our ther-mom-eter.
44. Every time I am doing something wrong, I can hear my mother’s voice in my head. It is almost like a mom-ologue in my head keeping me on track.
45. My sister and I have learned a lot of things from our mother even though she didn’t teach us these habits. My father calls this os-mom-sis.
46. Mom, I donut know what I’d do without you.
47. Computers are so smart because they always listen to their motherboard.
48. Mom, I donut know what I’d do without you.
49. Mom, you’re pearfect to me.
50. Thanks for pudding up with me.

51. There’s no otter mom better than you.
52. You’re always mom-point.
53. Mom, you’re proseccond to none.
54. Everything you do is so mom point.
55. You’re one in a melon, mom.
56. All the games at the party were organized by my mother. That is also the reason that the party did not lose mom-entum.
57. A small mom-ento to celebrate.
58. You’re a souper mom.
59. So excited to celebrate this mom-entous occasion with you!
60. Yoda best mom ever.
61. You’re a woman like no m-other.
62. I love you a little s’more every day.
63. You’re an opti-mom parent.
64. My mother is a great cook and an amazing dancer. Sometimes it is mum-believable that a person can be so talented.
65. My mother is very entertaining and plans games for us every week. She hates living a mum-dane life.
66. Thanks for all of the mom-erable mom-eries.
67. My mother has done a lot to make us feel loved. To me, my mom is opti-mum.
68. A short mom is called a mini-mum.
69. I love your mum-contrallable laugh.
70. My brother and I are grateful to our mother. She has been there for every mom-umental moment of our lives.

71. My mother always has her take on everything. My dad calls her explanations momsplaining.
72. When anyone at home falls in trouble, it is my mother who mom-ages everything.
73. After a very long period, we went for a family picnic because of our mother. The times we spent together are my favorite mom-ents.
74. You’re a souper mom.
75. Mom, you did a grape job raisin me.
76. I love you fur real, mom.
77. You’re knit-erally the best mom ever.
78. I have kept every gift that my mother gave to me. These gifts are beautiful mom-entos.
79. Thanks for always chicken on me.
80. My mother likes to make dinner from old recipes. She has a mum-cient effect.
81. I whale always love you, mom.
82. It was my mother’s birthday yesterday. I told her that we would like to take a mom-ent to celebrate how awesome she is.
83. My mother is a great multi-tasker. I keep reminding her of what a tre-mum-dous woman she is.
84. You’re mum-believeable!
85. I have an inner mom-ologue of your voice
86. Mom, thanks for providing me with womb and board for all of these years!
87. Olive you, mom.
88. We go to our mother for all kinds of advice. She says she loves giving us advice that is mom-sense.
89. You’re mum-believably amazing.
90. Our living room has a portrait of our mother in the Mona Lisa pose. We like to call it the Mom-a Lisa painting.
91. My mother is a perfectionist. Everything she does is mom point.
92. If moms were flowers, I’d pick you.
93. When I got a gift for my mother with my first salary, she was i-mum-dated with emotions.
94. I’m proud to be y-orchid.
95. My mother understands me very well. She is able to e-mum-ciate my problems better than I can.

96. You’re on a mother level.
97. I told my mother how I cannot admire anyone else the way I admire her. I think I can safely call myself mom-ogomous.
98. I love being y’orchid.
99. Mom, you’re one in a melon.
100. Happy Mother’s Day. Thanks for puddin’ up with me.
101. My mother makes the most amazing food. Whenever she cooks I always say “Mama mia, you make the best food!”
102. My mother can be very impatient on some days. Only those days, she talks to us only mom-entarily.
103. Have a real mother of a Mother’s Day.
104. To the woman who rosé me right.
105. I love my eda-mommy!
106. You da mom!
107. Mom, thanks for all that you’ve tart me.
108. My mother loves taking us out for brunches. We like to raise toasts with our mom-tini glasses for her.
109. Today, we take a mom-ent to celebrate you!
110. Her pet gave birth to three cute babies. Her pet was now a mum-goose.
111. You’re the berry best mom.
112. In our house, we have to follow what our mother says. It is a Rule of Mum in our house.
113. I’m smart as a computer because I listen to you, my motherboard.
114. I am as soft-spoken as my mother is. But sometimes she only mum-bles.
115. You’re tea-riffic, mom.

116. My mother has always been a source of support for us. I am grateful that she is so mum-derstanding.
117. You’re one tea-riffic mom!
118. Mom, thanks for all you’ve tart me.
119. My mother understands and knows everything without us telling her. We call it mom-niscience.
120. Not to be cheesy, but you’re a grate mom.
121. Thanks for be-leaf-ing in me.
122. I love you, eda-mommy.
123. Whenever there is a celebration, my mom takes up the center stage. She becomes the cere-mom-y.
124. My sister and I wished my mother a Happy Mother’s Day. We told her that we wanted to make that occasion a mom-entous one.
125. The actor played the role of the protagonist’s mother. She definitely mummed it very well.
126. You’re mum-derful.
127. There is no butter mom than you!
128. I wanted to express my love to my mother on her special day. I told her “You have unconditionally provided me womb and board throughout”.
129. You mean a waffle lot to me, mom.
130. Thank you for your mum-questionable love.
131. Not to be cheesy, but you’re a grate mom.